*gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems*
"when i was growing up people didn’t do that!"
does anyone else suddenly get hit with flashes of dialogue or scenery or characterization that would be perfect to use if you actually had a plot you could incorporate it into
i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook
do you ever forget that you’re a real person
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
Flawless Responses to a Wrong Number Text
You’re out of the quartet.
oh looks its i hate myself o’clock
I want to sit with someone at 3 am and talk. Like really talk. I want you to tell me what keeps you up at night, that dream you keep having, what certain songs make you feel like, what you think happens after death. Talk to me about your family and your dreams.
This is from an Australian condom ad that was banned and it’s kind of great.
loooooollllllllllllllllll my country
who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock
that could have been a very different picture